Naked Dancers & Unknown Horrors

professorfangirl:

ultimateventist:

charlesoberonn:

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

 

However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.


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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i love the term “bear with me” because it could mean either 1 of 2 things:

  • asking someone to be patient
  • confirmation that the zoo heist was a success

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amy-danielle:

kllusterfvk:

kllusterfvk:

My snap chat is just 35usd if anyone is interested, please message me! :)


Seriously guys buy my snapchat im real fun

This is such a hot picture I can’t cope
sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)
toxicremedy:

Counterparts @ Sokol Underground | 5.29.14 (by HearNebraska.org)

sunsgodown:

true friends don’t judge each other

they judge other people

together


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fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat


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ethelreds:

nothing is impossible when the pirates of the caribbean theme plays in the background 


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neoliberalismkills:

wilclcat:

victor-f-baby:

ectobiolosassy:

crazieecatladyy:

how to get the d

  • image

i think i don’t want it anymore

as a math person i will give the D to any girl that can solve this. 

as a girl ‘math person’ i will tell you that you can’t solve this as there are no x or y values as it is only a formula and not a question plus we wouldn’t want the d from you anyway

I’ve never seen someone so efficiently shut down in my entire fucking life


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centaurs-other-testicle:

japert:

Friends with mean and overprotective parents

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when they are so overprotective you guys can hardly hang out

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Being the friend with overprotective parents

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Marilyn Monroe photographed by Andre De Dienes, 1949
artagainstsociety:

Insomnia by Brian DeYoung
I’m sure a lot of Tumblees can relate to this. I know I can. 
melachalent:

melachalent:

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